Hey, all those few who see this site!
you miss me? no? when no one answers me I feel like a particle of sodium in the water .... lete
however, going on to happier topics, I have received permission and promised to write Mato Facts about him, you know those Chuck Norris? Those on Rocco Siffredi? Those on Mastrota? Hello Mike? no? new particle effect of sodium ...
however, a "fact" is a short sentence with a joke that exaggerates physical characteristics and not the protagonist. Let me give you an example:
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Not his.
main clause ------------------------ -------- ------ Protagonist ---- stop greenhouse and overstatement
usually do not make sense and are MOOLTO stupid, and I (who out of stupidity I mean) I intend to write up some Mato.I main producers of these are normally BD (BastardiDentro) and Fiorello .
I repeat that I asked permission to MATO and add that if it finds offensive, or too inadequate for any reason I will hasten delete them.
- Mato is low, but one day become SuperMario and eat the fungus to grow
- Mato, consider that all small, is a man already, in fact, is also married. With Smurfette.
- When someone says to format "go to mushrooms" he comes home
- Mato is a hard worker, in fact, mine has a nickname, "Matola"
- Many Mato swear I heard singing coming to school, "Come, come, come to represent ..."
- Mato already has the wii does not use it because it's bigger than he
- Mato saved Snow White kissing her after she had eaten the poisoned apple, and when it got to those who had kissed her said, "but had to kiss the prince, not one of the dwarfs "
- Mato was once hit by a champagne cork dsa, has lost his memory after he saw and when he cried," my sister "
- Mato knows a lot of stars, for example, boasts of having had an affair with the heel of Sharon Stone
This is all (for now) my imagination suggerisce.Spero you like them.
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